Totally not gay content creator Gabe Poirot spent 18 days in a coma where he says he met Jesus, and discovered that Christ had “testosterone like a Mustang.”
Danger Corps had thoughts.
Jim and the crew revisit the Fox News clip that resurfaced this week, dig into Poirot’s story, and hear from callers who have actually been in comas, survived Catholic school, and spent enough time around Christian imagery to have some very specific questions about 5'11" ripped Jesus.
Poirot appeared on Fox News in March 2026 to discuss his book 18 Days in Heaven and his claimed near-death experience. The clip resurfaced in October after his extremely masculine description of Jesus began circulating again online. Fox News
Then TDO does what TDO does and turns “Testosterone Jesus” into an original song because apparently the gates are pearly but the gains are biblical.
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Jesus was hot hot hot ripped like a Magat bot haha
Reminds me of TRUMP, talking about Jack Nichols in the locker room, oh how big Jack was, went on to say, how much of a man he was! It seems that TRUMP likes “Big Men”!