Hello, Danger Corps! It’s Sunday, November 1, 2026, and America has entered the final stretch before the midterms! Campaigns are running out of time, excuses are piling up, and somebody should probably check the batteries in the Republican panic button. Meanwhile, more than 50 million Americans have already cast their ballots. Turns out the most popular October activity wasn’t pumpkin carving. It was filling out ballots!
