Your Thursday Dose: Karoline Leavitt Is Leaving 😂
The White House loses a spokesperson. We found the punchlines.
Hello, Danger Corps! It’s Thursday, August 13, 2026, and Washington is wrapping up another deeply normal week by putting truth, voting rights, and presidential corruption into a blender set to “constitutional crisis.”
White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt is leaving her job at the end of the month, Trump is once again asking the Supreme Court to let him restrict mail-in voting before the midterms, and his Truth Social company is being sued over a service that charges Wall Street firms up to $100,000 a month for early access to his potentially market-moving posts.
Yes, apparently presidential announcements now come with a VIP package. Democracy is still free, but if you want it without ads, election interference, or a six-hour delay, you’ll need the platinum subscription.
So we thought everyone could use a laugh!
Below, we’ve packed some killer memes, behind-the-scenes photos, and plenty of dangerous fun to help you survive another perfectly normal Thursday in America.
Let’s get dangerous!
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Christine compares Trump to Nero, arguing that he is preoccupied with personal luxuries and decorative projects while serious international consequences unfold around him.
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Trump’s Drone Airport Gets BRUTALLY ROASTED
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Karolina Leav-itt to others to lie now.
Good riddance!